Hawke: Andraste’s ass!
Merrill: What?
Hawke: Why are you so cold?
Merrill: I’m not.
Hawke: You’re like ice. Move your feet.
Merrill: But you’re so warm.
Hawke: I’m not warm! You’ve just got the temperature of a icicle.
Merrill: Hawke-
Hawke: Don’t "Hawke" me. You’re freezing!
Merrill: Mythal’enaste, Hawke. You’re being a bit dramatic.
Hawke: Am not.
Hawke: Thank you.
10 seconds later
Hawke: Ah! Merrill!
Merrill: [giggling]
Hawke: It’s not funny!
Merrill: You don’t think so?
Hawke: I’m going to go sleep with Beast.
Merrill: Oh please don’t. He smells awful.
Hawke: What? No he doesn’t!
Merrill: I love him, Hawke, but he smells dreadful.
Hawke: He smells fine.
Merrill: He smells like… halla dung.
Hawke: I can’t believe you’d say that.
Merrill: What?
Hawke: Why are you so cold?
Merrill: I’m not.
Hawke: You’re like ice. Move your feet.
Merrill: But you’re so warm.
Hawke: I’m not warm! You’ve just got the temperature of a icicle.
Merrill: Hawke-
Hawke: Don’t "Hawke" me. You’re freezing!
Merrill: Mythal’enaste, Hawke. You’re being a bit dramatic.
Hawke: Am not.
Hawke: Thank you.
10 seconds later
Hawke: Ah! Merrill!
Merrill: [giggling]
Hawke: It’s not funny!
Merrill: You don’t think so?
Hawke: I’m going to go sleep with Beast.
Merrill: Oh please don’t. He smells awful.
Hawke: What? No he doesn’t!
Merrill: I love him, Hawke, but he smells dreadful.
Hawke: He smells fine.
Merrill: He smells like… halla dung.
Hawke: I can’t believe you’d say that.