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Word Count: 100        Herra Brosca / Leliana

Herra: Maker’s breath! Leli! What are you doing?
Leliana: Herra? What’s wrong?
Herra: Get out of there! Are you stuck?
Leliana: I’m just going for a little swim.
Herra: A what?
Leliana: A swim?
Herra: I don’t know what that is. Get out before you sink!
Leliana: Do I look like I’m sinking?
Herra: No, but-
Leliana: You could come in with me. The water is lovely.
Herra: I can’t.
Leliana: It’s really nice in here.
Herra: I can’t swim.
Leliana: I could teach you?
Leliana: Or not. You don’t have to.
Herra: I’ll just watch. Just in case.
Leliana: Okay.
Herra: Just- Hey! Hey! Leliana! Come back!
Herra: Don’t do that!
Leliana: I was just getting my hair wet!
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Hawke: Andraste’s ass!
Merrill: What?
Hawke: Why are you so cold?
Merrill: I’m not.
Hawke: You’re like ice. Move your feet.
Merrill: But you’re so warm.
Hawke: I’m not warm! You’ve just got the temperature of a icicle.
Merrill: Hawke-
Hawke: Don’t "Hawke" me. You’re freezing!
Merrill: Mythal’enaste, Hawke. You’re being a bit dramatic.
Hawke: Am not. 
Hawke: Thank you.
10 seconds later
Hawke: Ah! Merrill!
Merrill: [giggling]
Hawke: It’s not funny!
Merrill: You don’t think so?
Hawke: I’m going to go sleep with Beast.
Merrill: Oh please don’t. He smells awful.
Hawke: What? No he doesn’t!
Merrill: I love him, Hawke, but he smells dreadful.
Hawke: He smells fine.
Merrill: He smells like… halla dung.
Hawke: I can’t believe you’d say that.

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